In a big pot, bring water to a boil.
Once boiling, add kimchi, dried veggies, and soup seasoning packet from the instant ramen. Mix it well.
Season with garlic, soy sauce, gochugaru, and black pepper. Let the soup base come to a boil for 5 minutes.
After 5 minutes, add the sausage, spam, and instant ramen noodles. Let the noodles cook for 4-5 minutes. 4 minutes for al dente and 5 minutes if you want it a bit soft.
Midway, add tofu. Continue boiling until the noodles are cooked, the processed meats are plump and soft, and the tofu has soaked in all the flavor.
Serve bubbling hot with banchan, rice, and drinks, and enjoy!