Scamble the eggs and set aside.
With a little bit of oil, sauté the onion. Once fragrant, add the hotdog, burger, and spam.
Sauté the proteins added, then add the kimchi.
Sauté the kimchi, then add the eggs back to the pan.
Fluff the rice on the sautéed toppings. Mix thoroughly.
Season with salt, pepper, sesame oil, mix thoroughly.
Let sit in the pan for a while to toast the bottom.
Garnish with sesame seeds, serve, and enjoy!